Some thoughts on the death of Usama Bin Laden

Before I get into this, my apologies for not posting more frequently.  I had yet another show to do this last weekend, and while it taught me some good lessons (mostly about approaching shows in Southern California with more caution) they always turn into a ton of extra work.  I am still folding shirts.  Also I have a couple huge new projects to work on.

However, I don’t like to make excuses and will endeavor to post more often.  I think I am going to see the new Fast and Furious movie tonight, which should turn into movie review gold tomorrow if it sucks like I expect.  Of course I heard on the Howard Stern Show that it grossed a ton over the weekend, so it might end up being disappointingly good.

It seems appropriate to comment on the long awaited death of Usama Bin Laden, evil mastermind behind the 9/11 tragedy.  It’s funny, because I am by nature more drawn to the evil villains in movies and comic books.  I sometimes imagine myself to be an evil genius bent on world domination.  However, while this is all well and good in the wonderful world of fantasy, it is rare that we run into someone who can truly be called evil in real life.

Make no mistake.  Usama Bin Laden was a scumbag of the highest order.  He killed thousands of innocent men, women, and even children to promote an agenda that for the most part none of us had ever heard of or for that matter gave a crap about.  Hitler was evil, but he had the decency to direct his evil at obvious targets (I am not in any way endorsing anything Hitler did.  Just pointing out that he did not resort to random attacks on people who he had not clearly identified as his enemies.  He sucks too).  I had never even heard of al Queda before 9/11, nor had I or any of the people in the World Trade Center been guilty of any of the offenses they claimed to be fighting against.

It should also be noted that he was also a cowardly hypocrite.  He sent other guys on suicide missions while he sat happy in his Pakistani mansion.  He kept innocent women on his property as a human shield and when finally faced with his just reward used one to protect his worthless ass.

I think it fair to say that, while I am extremely proud to be an American, I don’t drip with patriotic mucus.  I have been know to distrust our government and question the directions we have been taking.  However, when I heard about Bin Laden yesterday (thank you to the lovely Katie for the text) I felt so wonderful to be an American.  It was like a huge weight had been lifted from the sky and all of a sudden all sorts of things seemed possible.  I went out to dinner last night and everyone I saw seemed more upbeat.  Kudos to the Navy Seals who put paid to that bastard, as well as the rest of the US Armed forces and President Obama for a job well done.  I give you all bonus props for shifting all the media focus off the incredibly boring royal wedding.  Thank you.

(Game Over image courtesy of the political t shirt category)

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