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Some thoughts on the new Star Wars trailer Part 7

The cast, the Force, and the title.

Plus: they pulled the original cast for the film.

Star Wars T-ShirtsI do get a nostalgic feeling at the idea of seeing Princess Leia (or perhaps Queen Leia) and Luke again.  (Image courtesy of the Star Wars t-shirts)

Minus: they pulled the original cast for the film.

When I went to my 20 year high school reunion I spent the entire night asking “What happened to all the hot chicks I went to high school with and who are all these middle aged housewives?”  I don’t know if I’m ready to see Carrie Fisher 30 years later.  I’d like to keep some of the fantasy of her in the metal bikini alive.

Plus: looks like they are bringing back the Force.

The opening line “There has been an awakening.  Have you felt it” implies that we are finally done with midiclorians and can can repress that memory like the time my mothers suitcase fell open and a large sex toy rolled out.  It will always be “that bad idea” that only survived one movie and was buried under the burning bile of 22,000,000 Star Wars fans.

Minus: the title of the film.

“The Force Awakens” is exactly the kind of ambiguous garbage “the Phantom Menace” was.  The good films all had pretty clear titles.  The Empire Strikes Back was about the Empire striking back.  What do they mean the Force Awakens?  Was it asleep?  I thought Darth Vader returned balance or something?  Is the Force now sentient?  The title absolutely reeks of design by committee and as such implies so is the movie.  Potentially very bland.


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